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I was sorting out my wardrobe the other day and I realised a huge benefit of changing my name to George.
You see, a lot of my clothes have come from Asda.
And therefore my name is already sewed into them. Haha.
If you buy your clothes at Tesco you could change your name to Fred (or Freda).
And, of course, if you buy more expensive stuff than that, you could always name yourself Tommy Hilfiger or Giorgio Armani.
Tags: Amusement, Name Change
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